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TOP 10 artis yang berpose TELANJANG saat HAMIL!!
Mau tau sehat tidaknya PRIA, lihatlah PENISNYA!!
10 penemuan SEKS sepanjang tahun 2010!!
5 kesalahan yang kerap dilakukan ketika MANDI!!
Kemeriahan pesta menyambut tahun baru 2011 di berbagai belahan dunia!!
Ketika balon-balon memperagakan KAMASUTRA!!
Inilah SEX TOYS yang paling banyak diburu WANITA!!
GOKIEL!! ABG berhubungan INTIM yang tertangkap KAMERA!!
10 anak artis paling STYLISH di tahun 2010!!
The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History
Kesalahan-kesalahan NURDIN HALID selama menjabat sebagai ketua PSSI
Trik JITU mengetahui pasangan selingkuh secara ONLINE!!
Mau KAWIN saja butuh bantuan??
Pria ini mengucurkan duit 1,3 MILYAR untuk jalan dengan cewek, tapi GAGAL!!
ASTAGA!! Demi terkenal, seorang penyanyi memamerkan XXX-nya di depan umum!!
HOT!! Foto ciuman IRFAN BACHDIM dengan pacarnya beredar d internet!!
Beginilah kehidupan anak-anak PEJABAT RI yang serba MEWAH!!
NGAKAK!! Ketika barang-barang MODERN menjadi FOSIL!!

TOP 10 artis yang berpose TELANJANG saat HAMIL!!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:19 AM PST

Waduh, lagi hamil koq berpose telanjang mbak?? hahaha
Langsung aja cekidot foto-fotonya.... :D
Semoga terhibur...

Danica McKeller (from Maxim Magazine)

Christiana Aguillera

Milla Jovivich

Britney Spears

Demi Moore

Monica Bellucci

Cindy Crawford

Claudia Schiffer

Bethenny Frankel (early in her pregnancy)

Garcelle-Beauvais-Nilon (at five months pregnant with twins)

Model Eva Herzigova

Mau tau sehat tidaknya PRIA, lihatlah PENISNYA!!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 07:51 AM PST

Untuk sekedar tahu gambaran kondisi umum tentang kesehatannya, seorang pria tidak butuh termometer dan stetoskop. Cukup lihat kemampuan ereksi pada penisnya, sebab pada pria kemampuan tersebut sudah mewakili kondisi kesehatan secara umum.

Untuk dapat ereksi dengan sempurna, penis membutuhkan elastisitas pembuluh darah dan ritme jantung yang stabil untuk memompa darah ke bagian tersebut. Pengerasan arteri dan penyumbatan oleh plak dapat menyebabkan disfungsi ereksi.
Pengerasan dan penyumbatan pembuluh darah merupakan risiko berbagai gangguan jantung dan pembuluh darah. Karena itu, gangguan ereksi pada pria patut diwaspadai sebagai tanda-tanda adanya faktor risiko tersebut.

Sebuah penelitian di University of Bristol, Inggris pernah mengungkap bahwa pria yang lebih aktif secara seksual punya risiko lebih kecil untuk mengalami serangan jantung. Dengan tiga kali orgasme tiap pekan maka risiko serangan jantung berkurang 50 persen dibandingkan yang lebih jarang berhubungan seks.

Penelitian lain juga dilakukan di University of Brussel, Belgia terhadap pria berusia 50-55 tahun. Pria yang hanya bercinta sekali dalam sebulan punya risiko serangan jantung 70 persen lebih tinggi dibandingkan yang lebih sering. Setelah keluar dari rumah sakit, makin sering berhubungan seks makin cepat masa pemulihannya.

"Disfungsi ereksi sering muncul sebelum serangan jantung terjadi. Seperti burung kenari di tambang batubara, ereksi bisa memberi tanda akan datangnya bahaya besar bagi pria," ungkap pakar kesehatan dari Foxnews Health, Dr David Samadi. Hubungannya juga berlaku sebaliknya, untuk dapat berhubungan seks secara teratur pria butuh kebugaran fisik dan mental. Hanya pria sehat yang mampu mempertahankan ereksi dan melakukan hubungan seks seaktif mungkin dengan pasangannya.

Selain itu, ereksi juga butuh koordinasi saraf yang solid dan pelepasan senyawa nitrogen oksida yang berkelanjutan. Kekurangan hormon testosteron dan kelebihan berat badan seringkali menghambat mekanisme tersebut. Kelebihan berat badan dan ketidakseimbangan hormon menandakan adanya risiko gangguan sistem metabolisme. Dan seperti telah diketahui, salah satu komplikasi diabetes yang paling ditakuti pria adalah disfungsi ereksi.

10 penemuan SEKS sepanjang tahun 2010!!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 07:30 AM PST

Sejumlah penelitian tentang seks telah menghadirkan fakta-fakta yang menghebohkan sepanjang tahun 2010. Di antaranya soal manfaat bercinta, fakta-fakta di balik orgasme pada wanita hingga pentingnya menghindari seks pranikah.

Dikutip dari YourTango, berikut ini 12 penemuan penting yang sempat bikin heboh dunia esek-esek.

1. Menghindari seks pranikah bikin rumah tangga bahagia
Penelitian yang membuktikan hal ini termuat dalam The Social Science Research Journal. Dari 648 orang yang disurvei, 56 persen di antaranya lebih bahagia karena tidak berhubungan seks dengan pasangannya hingga hari pernikahan.

2. Hanya 22 persen pasutri yang sangat puas dengan kehidupan seksualnya
Survei yang dilakukan YourTango menunjukkan 66 persen pasangan suami istri (pasutri) hanya berhubungan seks 1 kali seminggu, sementara 63 persen suami ingin melakukannya lebih sering lagi. Secara keseluruhan, hanya 22 persen suami maupun istri yang sangat puas dengan kehidupan seksualnya.

3. Pria tak tahu tanda-tanda wanita orgasme
Survei berskala besar yang dilakukan The National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior

4. Karir yang bagus bikin seks lebih bergairah
Sibuk bekerja bukan berarti tidak sempat memikirkan kehidupan seks. Survei di University of Wisconsin membuktikan pasangan yang lebih rutin berhubungan seks justru berasal dari kelompok yang memiliki karir bagus.

5. Sering bercinta dapat meningkatkan memori otak
Sebuah penelitian di Princeton mengungkap frekuensi bercinta berbanding lurus dengan pertumbuhan syaraf hippocampus, bagian otak yang merupakan pusat memori. Diduga efek ini bisa menunda pikun saat memasuki lanjut usia.

6. 50 persen wanita menikah menilai suaminya bukan partner seks terbaik
Survei yang dilakukan iVillage ini tidak hanya mengungkap betapa seks pranikah telah menjadi hal yang sangat lumrah. Lebih dari itu, 50 persen wanita mengaku lebih puas bercinta dengan pasangan seks terdahulunya sebelum menikah.

7. Suka selingkuh adalah pengaruh gen
Gen reseptor dopamin yang dinamakan DRD4 ditemukan tahun ini dan diyakini menyebabkan sebagian pria cenderung suka selingkuh. Gen ini memberikan sensasi rasa senang yang juga muncul saat berjudi dan mengonsumsi obat terlarang.

8. Punya saudara perempuan bikin pria nggak seksi
Penelitian di University of Texas membuktikan pria yang memiliki banyak saudara perempuan kurang menarik bagi calon pasangannya. Tidak diketahui pasti alasannya, namun diduga pria cenderung lebih manja ketika terlalu lama berada di antara saudara-saudara perempuannya, padahal pria manja kurang menarik bagi wanita.

9. Sensitivitas ujung jari menujukkan kemampuan wanita untuk orgasme
Journal of Sexual Medicine mengungkap wanita yang responsif saat menyentuh benda panas atau bentuk rangsang nyeri yang lain cenderung lebih mudah untuk mencapai orgasme. Jadi jika ingin tahu mudah atau tidaknya wanita mencapai orgasme, sentuh saja ujung jarinya. Jangan yang lain!

10. Pria gemuk lebih jago dalam bercinta
Sebuah penelitian di Turki menunjukkan ukuran lingkar pinggang pada pria berbanding lurus dengan kadar hormon oestradial. Hormon yang lebih banyak dimiliki wanita ini berfungsi menunda orgasme, sehingga bisa bertahan lebih lama saat bercinta dibandingkan dengan pria dengan lingkar pinggang yang lebih kecil.

11. 25 persen wanita pilih kurus daripada orgasme
Orgasme sepertinya bukan segala-galanya bagi sebagian wanita, bahkan tidak lebih menarik dibandingkan punya pinggang ramping nan seksi. Penelitian di Inggris menunjukkan 25 persen wanita lebih memilih kurus meski risikonya sakit-sakitan dan susah mengalami orgasme.

12. Otak wanita tidak bisa merasakan sakit saat orgasme
Orgasme pada wanita melibatkan proses yang sangat rumit di otak, sampai-sampai otak tidak mampu merasakan sakit selama berada dalam puncak kenikmatan. Para peneliti di Rutgers University di New Jersey mengungkap hal itu saat merekan proses orgasme wanita dengan magnetic resonance imaging mengungkap 85 persen pria mengira pasangannya mencapai orgasme dalam hubungan seks terakhir yang dilakukan. Kenyataanya hanya 64 persen wanita yang mengaku benar-benar orgasme.

5 kesalahan yang kerap dilakukan ketika MANDI!!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:18 AM PST

Sejak dulu mandi dianggap sebagai terapi yang berguna membuat pikiran menjadi rileks serta membersihkan tubuh jika dilakukan dengan benar. Tapi sayangnya beberapa orang justru melakukan kesalahan saat mandi. Apa saja?

Beberapa manfaat mandi lainnya adalah membantu sirkulasi, meringankan stres, menenangkan otot kaki yang sakit serta meringankan radang sakit sendi.

Seperti dikutip dari Sixwise.com, ada beberapa kesalahan yang dilakukan sehingga mengurangi atau menghilangkan manfaat dari mandi.

Berikut ini beberapa kesalahan yang dilakukan seseorang ketika mandi, yaitu:

1. Membersihkan bak mandi dengan bahan kimia beracun
Berbagai pembersih yang digunakan untuk membersihkan bak mandi mengandung bahan berbahaya yang kadang berkaitan dengan kanker, masalah reproduksi dan juga kerusakan sisem saraf pusat. Jika bahan tersebut berbahaya, maka kemungkinan ada residu yang tertinggal dan bercampur dengan air mandi.

2. Mandi dengan filter shower yang kotor
Mandi menggunakan shower bisa membuat tubuh menjadi lebih rileks, tapi hanya sedikit orang yang memperhatikan kebersihan filter showernya. Peneliti menemukan sekitar 80 persen kuman yang terdapat di shower adalah keluarga sphingomonads atau methylobacteria. Kuman ini bisa menginfeksi luka terbuka, menyerang sistem kekebalan tubuh lemah, infeksi saluran kencing dan pneumonia.

3. Hanya menggunakan shower gel saja
Umumnya shower gel yang dijual di pasaran mengandung bahan-bahan yang terkait dengan toksisitas pada organ reproduksi, alergi, gangguan pada sistem kekebalan tubuh, mengganggu saraf serta sisem organ lainnya.

4. Berendam dalam air yang diklorinasi
Mandi dengan air yang mengandung klor bisa sangat berbahaya, terutama jika airnya air hangat. Karena air hangat akan membuka pori-pori kulit dan uap dari air akan terhirup ke dalam tubuh. Untuk itu gunakan filter atau penyaring pada shower dan juga kran yang digunakan.

5. Mandi dengan air panas
Mandi dengan menggunakan air yang terlalu panas bisa berbahaya bagi kulit, yaitu menyebabkan kulit melepuh atau kering. Karenanya gunakan air yang hangat saja, jika menggunakan shower (pancuran), aturlah suhunya agar tidak terlalu panas.

Kemeriahan pesta menyambut tahun baru 2011 di berbagai belahan dunia!!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 12:54 AM PST

Wow, sungguh foto-foto yang sangat MENAKJUBKAN ya.. :D
Langsung aja kita liat satu-satu..
Bagaimana suasana old & new di tempat anda?

Ketika balon-balon memperagakan KAMASUTRA!!

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 11:58 PM PST

Buku Kama Sutra biasanya tersembunyi dari jangkauan anak-anak dan tentunya tidak akan ditemukan oleh mereka di toko buku. Seniman Rusia Anton Lobachev menciptakan serangkaian karakter animasi lucu sejak ia mengambil balon dan tema kamasutra untuk memanjakan imajinasinya. Jadi sekarang, mereka dapat ditampilkan dengan aman

Inilah SEX TOYS yang paling banyak diburu WANITA!!

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 11:27 PM PST

Sex Toys atau alat bantu seks yang fungsinya menambah rasa nikmat pada saat akan melakukan hubungan badan atau pada saat melakukan tanpa pasangan (masturbasi) mulai banyak digunakan oleh para wanita.

Hal tersebut jelas membuat para produsen mainan kenikmatan berlomba-lomba melakukan inovasi agar produk "ho oh" tersebut laris manis dipasar dan makin memuaskan para penggunanya.

Saat ini varian dari dildo dan berbagai macan alat bantu seks yang muncul akibat inovasi dari para penciptanya makin gampang dijumpai.

Industri alat bantu seks telah menjadi industri dengan nilai miliaran dollar berdasarkan laporan dari CNN lebih dari setengah responden atau sebanyak 53 persen wanita menggunakan alat bantu seks.

DIbawah ini beberapa jenis alat bantu seks yang mengalami peningkatan permintaan (penjualan) :

1. Naughty Bod
Vibrator yang dapat Anda plug ini ke iPod Anda, dan bergetar sesuai irama musik yang sedang didengarkan, kebayangkan kalo lagi dengerin dangdut ? pastinya makin ajiiiiiiiiib !

2. Fluffy handcuffs
Semacam borgol yang dibalut bulu-bulu, kebanyakan berwarna pink kinky

3. Vibrating panties by Booty Parlor
Celana dalam wanita (panty) yang dilengkai dengan remote tanpa kabel, jadi sipenguna dapat memanfaatkan getaran pada CD tersebut tanpa sepengetahuan khalayak ramai, jadi pas lagi ngantor bisa tuh, tinggal dipencet tombol ONnya... basah dah

GOKIEL!! ABG berhubungan INTIM yang tertangkap KAMERA!!

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 11:14 PM PST

Suatu hari ada helikopter dalam perjalananya menuju ke suatu tempat, menemukan sebuah kejadian yg absurd

Lalu salah satu penumpang melihat kejadian itu menggunakan bantuan kamera

Kamera tertuju pada sebuah rumah, Apa yg ada d balik jendela itu?

Di zoom dan semakin terlihat jelas...

Semakin dekat....

Dan semakin dekat, ternyata pasangan ABG hewan ini sedang berhubungan intim

10 anak artis paling STYLISH di tahun 2010!!

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 11:03 PM PST

Tak hanya orang dewasa yang mampu memadupadankan penampilan dan terlihat gaya. Anak-anak para artis dunia pun juga ingin terlihat bergaya dengan cara mereka sendiri. Situs fashion Styleite.com menilai, ada 10 anak ternama yang gayanya sangat mengambil perhatian. Berikut adalah di antaranya.

1. Willow Smith

Adalah putri dari Will Smith dan Jada Pinkett-Smith berusia 10 tahun yang baru-baru ini dikabarkan menandatangani perjanjian dengan produser musik kenamaan, Jay-Z untuk menelurkan album perdananya. Gayanya cukup eksentrik dan mengundang perhatian karena amat tidak biasa dan cenderung cuek dan ala punk.

2. Romeo Beckham

Adalah anak kedua dari pasangan David dan Victoria Beckham. Di usia 8 saja, adik dari Brooklyn Beckham ini sudah pandai memadupadankan busana. Ia sudah menemukan gaya nyamannya yang ala LA, dengan sepatu kets, kaus, serta topi. Ia pun bahkan pernah mendesain kacamata hitam untuk sebuah label.

3. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Adalah anak putri kandung Angelina Jolie dan Brad Pitt. Menurut sebuah wawancara dengan Angelina Jolie, dikabarkan Shiloh sangat suka bergaya seperti lelaki, terlihat dari caranya memilih pakaian. Bahkan, ia mengira dirinya adalah bagian dari grup kakak-kakak lelakinya, hingga mereka terpaksa memangkas rambut Shiloh cukup pendek karena permintaannya. Gaya berpakaian Shiloh disebut Jolie, "Montenegro Style".

4. Kingston Rossdale

Baru berusia 4 tahun, Kingston sudah menunjukkan gaya berpakaian yang unik. Mungkin juga karena pengaruh orangtuanya, Gavin Rossdale dan Gwen Stefani. Ia terlihat layaknya anak rocker. Senang mengenakan warna-warna gelap, kadang terang, tabrak corak, sepatu boots, dan sebagainya.

5. Arlo Weiner

Di usia 9 tahun, Arlo Weiner, anak dari kreator film serial televisi Mad Men, Matt Weiner, sudah mendapat julukan "the littlest dandy", alias pria dandy terkecil. Ia senang mengenakan ascot dan blazer beludru.

6. Elle Fanning

Lebih banyak orang mengenal kakaknya, Dakota Fanning, namun nama dara berusia 12 tahun ini makin mencuat di Hollywood. Tak hanya karena bakatnya bermain di beberapa film, tetapi juga karena kecantikan dan pemilihan busananya yang memikat.

7. Suri Cruise

Nama yang satu ini sudah tak perlu diperkenalkan lagi. Mungkin Suri adalah salah satu anak selebriti yang paling sering difoto paparazzi di muka bumi ini. Ia memang sudah jelas memiliki kesukaan untuk berdandan dan mengenakan pakaian yang gaya. Ketika ia tampil mengenakan sepatu berhak kecil, banyak orangtua yang mengecam Katie Holmes, padahal, Suri sendiri yang menyukainya.

8. Lourdes Leon

Dara berusia 14 tahun ini adalah anak dari ibu superterkenal, Madonna. Saat ini Lourdes sudah punya blog khusus fashion sendiri. Gaya ala cewek keras sepertinya menurun dari sang ibunda.

9. Levi Mcconaughey

Masih berusia 2 tahun, Levi sudah mencuri perhatian dengan gayanya yang lucu. Mungkin bukan Levi sendiri yang memilih pakaiannya, tetapi anak dari aktor Matthew McConaughey ini terlihat sangat manis dengan baju-baju kecilnya.

10. Tavi Gevinson

Adalah penulis blog fashion yang baru berusia 13 tahun. Ia memulai blog berjudul Style Rookie ketika ia masih berusia 11 tahun. Tak lama kemudian, hasil tulisannya mendapat apresiasi dan diwawancara oleh majalah New York Times. Kini, blog-nya mendapat pengikut sekitar 50 ribu pembaca setiap harinya. Banyak orang mengikuti blog-nya untuk mendapatkan inspirasi. Tavi kini sering diminta membantu mendesain busana di beberapa label fashion.

The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 11:03 PM PST

New Year's Eve and Day are the biggest days of the year for fight fans. In Vegas, Gray Maynard is challenging Frankie Edgar for the UFC Lightweight Title, and in Japan they're finding out how many pounds of cats it takes to defeat a light heavyweight trapped in a bag. To celebrate this, I'm counting down the baddest ass moments in kickboxing history. I'll even include some helpful tips so you can spend 2011 kicking ass at home.

#10.

Glaube Feitosa vs. Musashi: Tiger Knee!

Glaube Feitosa is a Brazilian with a kyokushin karate background. Kyokushin karate competitions usually have rules about not punching someone in the head which makes it a badass combination of axe kicks and endurance chest punching. It was developed by Koreans as a home remedy to remove a daughter's breast implants. Training in it has given Glaube an arsenal of kicks that is borderline ridiculous -- he fights like your girlfriend does when she beats you at Tekken by slapping the kick buttons.

Glaube's sweetest weapon is a gator kick he calls the "Brazilian Kick." It's an attack that looks like his thigh and shin can't agree on what they're doing. It starts low so your opponent's elbow comes down to protect his body, then your kneecap dislodges and your foot swings over his gloves and into his betrayed face. You can't trust Glaube's leg. Glaube's leg will invite you over for sex and then sell you Amway. Poisoned Amway.

Musashi is also a karate fighter, and in his prime he was a mix of twitchy reflexes and Japanese unkillability. This was not his prime. This was towards the end of a tough career of being 40 pounds lighter than every opponent. Plus, as a Japanese hero, biased judges always sent his fights into extra "tie-breaking" rounds. Musashi could get pummeled into an amublance and the judges would chase after it to tell him he still has an extra round to fight. If you punch Musashi in the eye, the Japanese judges write that down as "Musashi sternly gazes at opponent's honorless fist: 75 points." When Musashi dies, Japanese ringside teams will exhume his body for a tie-breaker round against the robots that killed him.

When the two fought, Musashi wasn't doing much. He's a counter fighter, but you can't counter fight against a guy whose kicks taunt you seven different ways before knocking a tooth out. Counter fighting against Glaube Feitosa is like playing catch with hot soup -- it only ends quickly and stupidly. But it's not like it mattered -- no one would have been ready for the video game combo that Glaube unleashed.

Feitosa backed Musashi up with punches, threw a Brazilian Kick, then a front kick to the face. Musashi awesomely blocked and dodged all of this, but he was out of room. He bounced off the ropes just as Feitosa went into the air with a flying knee. Geologists can't explain why the ground shook for a moment, but wise men say that it was the erections of ancient war gods raging under the Earth. Glaube's knee smashed into Musashi's head like a Gallagher punchline. Then, as Musashi flopped into a heap Japanese poets might describe as "a tie," Glaube kiiYAI'ed into a karate trophy pose. Feitosa kicks ass like a 9-year-old in his imagination.

Watch the fight here

#9.

Rob Kaman vs Marek Piotrowski

Rob Kaman is the greatest Dutch kickboxer of all time which is kind of like being the greatest anything of anything of all time. Kaman has the kind of mustache you normally only see stuck to a second one just like it and he wears trunks with a rainbow across the crotch. Why? Because he wants you to picture how badly he could kill you if you said something about it. Plus, it makes it impossible to tell whether he's going to fuck you or your wife.

Rob Kaman's leg kicks hit hard enough to knock the polio vaccine out of your body, but he's also a genius at setting them up. He'll punch you twice in the face and while you're concerned with that, he'll kick your undefended leg in half. And if you try to get clever and keep your leg up to block it, he'll kick the other one out from under you. Every fight with Rob Kaman comes with a free lifetime limp. Kaman was the godfather of this modern Dutch system of Muay Thai that involves more punching than traditional Thai kickboxing. When you look at upper body of the top fighters from Holland and Thailand, you'll see the reason for this might be less cultural and more physiological.

In 1992, Kaman faced Polish fighting legend Marek Piotrowski for the I.S.K.A. Oriental Rules Light Heavyweight Title. "Oriental Rules" was a vaguely racist way of saying you can kick each other in the legs. Early in the fight, Kaman broke his shin open on Piotrowski. His corner taped it closed, but there's a reason they don't make tampons out of duct tape -- it doesn't work. His shin wouldn't stop bleeding and he wouldn't stop smashing it into Piotrowski. You could tell he hated it, but Rob Kaman doesn't care -- he will beat you with his own open wound just to teach you both how weak you are.

The fight went for seven rounds. And these weren't seven rounds of jabs and high fives. They were pounding on each other. Then finally Kaman landed the kind of mind-crippling right hand that makes Polish jokes tragically unironic. Piotrowski's legs quivered like a screen door on a submarine and the ref jumped between them. Piotrowski collapsed to a knee, swinging the whole time. Then this crazy bastard wobbled back to his feet only to have the referee stop the fight. Why? Because Piotrowski was completely god damn asleep. Rob Kaman shattered the part of his brain that tells your body when it's in a coma. The referee held his unconscious body, but he was holding it more back than he was up. Which is a pretty ballsy thing to do to a guy who just turned into a zombie right in front of you.

#8.

Remy Bonjasky vs. Akebono

Japan loves to put sumo wrestlers in non-sumo situations, and it has never gone well. Sumo skills translate to fighting about as well as they do to trampoline safety. Coming into his fifth fight, Akebono had never won a kickboxing match or even demonstrated that he'd seen a kickboxing match, so it should be safe to put him against the kickboxing champion of the world, right? While I'm on the subject, Japan, have you ever made a decision when you're sober?

For two rounds Remy Bonjasky punched and kicked Akebono as he helplessly shambled in a tiny circle. Chocolate rabbits have more natural defenses than Akebono. I didn't know if Remy was toying with him or waiting for the ice cream inside to melt just to see what would happen. It was so embarrassing that I think the Japanese subtitles tried to trick the audience into thinking they were watching a panther kill a bean bag. Then, in the third round, Remy landed a head kick. Akebono looked so dead that local restaurant owners panicked. To this day, it's the most violent thing ever done to butter. They say that if you watch this fight while you're cooking, your cream sauce will break.

#7.

Buakaw Por Pramuk vs. Masato: Ass Kicking of the Eight Limbs

The 2004 finals of the K-1 World MAX Tournament ended up being the fight everyone wanted -- the two best lightweights in the sport facing off. One of them was a little more best than the other, though. In the first round, Buakaw opened a Muay Thai school on Masato. Thai survivors of Japan's WWII invasion watch this and say, "Jesus, take it easy on the Japanese fella."

Most Thai fighters like to go slow in the first round and feel their opponent out. So if a Thai fighter spent the first round beating you like you were filled with candy, terrible things are in your future. Buakaw hunted Masato in a way that no behavioral forensics investigator would call human. At one point he boots Masato into the ropes, spins him around, and kicks both legs out from under him. Masato was so confused where he was, he had to spit to figure out which way was up like an avalanche victim.

In Muay Thai, the push kick is used in the same way a boxer uses a jab. It can hurt, but it's mostly there to create distance. It is most definitely not normal to see someone use it to stomp on a man's face while they're both standing up. Buakaw is the DEA and you are a meth lab door.

After this one-sided fight went the distance, it seemed pretty easy for the Japanese judges to pick a winner -- the awesome guy without all the footprints on his face. But on the other hand, Masato is Japanese. So they called it a tie and made them fight a fourth round. Coincidentally, four is the same number of years this insane decision took off Masato's lifespan.

The extra round went like the others. Buakaw filmed a How To Break A Man's Will With Muay Thai instructional tape all over Masato's legs, body, and head. Masato kept clinching to try and rest, but Muay Thai doesn't use the clinch for resting. As soon as any hug started, Buakaw either kneed an organ to death or spiked Masato into the mat like a football. After that, the judges didn't send it to a fifth round, probably because Masato's life insurance didn't cover suicide.

#6.

Cro Cop vs. Bob Sapp: Exploding Eyeball Punch

Bob Sapp is what ancient Greeks used to protect their mazes. He's immune to catapults and fire, but he tires quickly. After his initial charge, he'll be breathing too hard to punch and you really only have to worry about him getting your cattle pregnant. Against Cro Cop he threw everything he had into a five second groping followed by a dick punch. Cro Cop survived, grumpily, and answered back with a ramrod of a cross to Sapp's right eye. Bob Sapp wasn't used to his lunch punching him in the face and his reaction to it was to turn his entire body into a cartoon.

In comical slow motion, Sapp bent down and contorted his face in pain, surprise, and 8 emotions only buffalo have names for. He looked like he was trying to act out Total Recall for a deaf person. Shrieking louder and louder, he lowered himself to the mat. Something in his skull broke and it was taking a very long time for all the pain signals to reach the twin brains located in buttocky clusters of muscles in his calves. As it would be explained to him later at the minotaur clinic, Cro Cop broke his orbital bone. Then they of course asked him to leave. His doctor didn't go to 12 years of minotaur school to treat a filthy cyclops.

#5.

Semmy Schilt: 3 Wins in 3 Rounds

To get into the K-1 Grand Prix Finals, you have to win several zillion fights throughout the year. To win the Grand Prix, you have to beat three of the best kickboxers in the world in one night. In 2009, Semmy Schilt did that in stupidly record-breaking time.

The karate snap kick is one of the first moves they teach children, probably because you can't hurt anyone with it. It's a little flip of your knee that drives the ball of your foot straight out to let your enemy know it's safe to rape you. However, Semmy Schilt is 7 feet tall and his limbs act as natural particle accelerators. By the time his lazy jab or kick reaches you, it cracks against you like an elephant gun. And against a normal-sized human, the impact zone of his snap kick is your liver, which is somewhere between your balls and your dong on the list of places you don't want to get kicked.

In the quarter final, Semmy shut down Jerome Le Banner's nervous system with a snap kick to the liver in the first round. It was the kind of kick that makes back alley abortion doctors wince. After that, he faced Remy Bonjasky. Remy knocked him down with a jab in the first few seconds, but all that did was piss Semmy off. He chased Bonjasky into a corner and did the exact same thing back. Bonjasky struggled to his feet and over the next twenty seconds, Semmy beat every inch of him like he was Keith Moon's drum kit. A leg kick finally dropped Bonjasky with 30 seconds left in the round, and when I say "dropped," I mean knocked him screaming, wincing, and flailing into the mat. I think Bonjasky might have been trying to signal offshore Japanese boats to warn them about Semmy Schilt.

In the finals, Semmy faced Badr Hari who had actually knocked Semmy out a few months earlier. They traded gigantic shots for a minute until Semmy threw a jab so filled with hate that protest marches are still held on the remains of Badr Hari's face. Semmy went to the corner and waited for Badr to get up, watching him with the barely contained savagery of a fat person deciding on barbecue sauce. Badr got up, so Semmy kicked him in the head. Badr got up with a flying punch, so Semmy kicked him out of the air. Badr got up again and Semmy said, "fuck this" with a kick to the liver. Badr agreed, and stayed down.

#4.

Ramon Dekkers vs. Rayen Simpson: Double Knockout!

When Ramon Dekkers fought Rayen Simpson, the two of them seemed to have just gotten back from sex with each other's girlfriends. They were mad, and after two rounds of feeding each other angry punches, neither of them showed any sign of being hurt. They were determined to set a world record for Most Ignored Skull Fractures.

Late in the second, they each got the idea to throw a left hook, and it was the best idea either of them had ever had. Their punches hit at the exact same time and they were both knocked out cold. The timing was so impossible that Michael J. Fox drove out of the impact and asked what year it was.

#3.

Remy Bonjasky vs. Vernon White: No Shadow Kick

Vernon "Tiger" White is a good stand-up striker, but he's spent most of his career as a mixed martial artist. Remy Bonjasky, on the other hand, is what horny female geneticists would make if they were hired to build the perfect kickboxer. He's what Hitler draws when you ask him what he's most afraid of.

A minute into this fight, Vernon and Remy each threw a body kick at the same time. Remy got the better of it. His kick slammed Vernon into the mat. The second Vernon got to his feet, Remy jumped across the ring and threw a roundhouse that seemed to hit nothing. Which didn't explain why Vernon was horizontal and twitching. The announcers were confused, the audience was confused and you had to look at the slow motion replay to see what the hell happened. It was like a Bruce Lee urban legend -- the film was too slow to catch it. In one frame you see Remy's foot about to hit Vernon's temple, and in the next, his foot has moved three feet and Vernon's head is a horizontal smear. Remy knocked this man out with a flying Photoshop filter.

#2.

Ernesto Hoost: 1 Night, 3 Enemies Put in The Hospital

As Ernesto Hoost would put it, he is the "four times K-1 World Champion." He retired with 97 wins and 62 knockouts. That means that if he doesn't feel like driving somewhere, he can kick a road sign until it says what he wants. He was a bit past his prime coming into the 2002 K-1 Finals and only got in the tournament because he replaced an injured Semmy Schilt. To make matters worse, he was fighting Bob Sapp in the quarter final, 400 pounds of growth hormones that beat Hoost two months earlier with moves he learned watching orangutans fight beehives.

Hoost went after Sapp with beautiful leg kicks and combinations and dropped him with surgical body shots. Years from now, when Bob Sapp's organs are being harvested, one of the horse doctors will say to the other, "Whatever this thing used to be, it's paste now." Sapp counter attacked like a frat boy trying to break his bitch ex girlfriend's stereo. It didn't quite work out for him. Hoost spent the entire first round showing the audience the prettiest possible way to execute a yeti.

This continued for 2 minutes and 40 seconds into the second round until Bob Sapp finally cornered Hoost. He held Hoost there with one flipper and threw a temper tantrum against his guard. Sapp punched so much like a hysterical woman that it looked like he was setting up to collapse into Ernesto Hoost's chest and weep. And when the referee jumped in and stopped the fight, that's almost exactly what Sapp did.

Ernesto Hoost was fine. Bob Sapp was the most famous thing in Japan at the time, so when the referee saw a chance to let him win, he took it. With 10 seconds left in the second round, Bob Sapp was being carried by a freight truck to the hospital for a broken hand, and Ernesto Hoost was left in the ring to not fucking believe that shit.

Bob Sapp couldn't continue in the tournament since even yeti hands break when you throw them spastically and metacarpus first, and Ernesto Hoost was given his spot in the semi-finals against Ray Sefo. The fight didn't even make it out of the first round. I tried to make it clear that Ernesto Hoost was a badass, but you still might be shocked that 90 seconds into this fight he blocked an incoming kick and it broke Ray Sefo's leg.

The standard defense for a leg kick is lifting your leg so your enemy's shin hits your shin, not your thigh. As you might imagine, this motherfuck-sucks for the first few thousand times you do it, but eventually your shin builds up calcium deposits and you are a true man. A good leg block doesn't completely negate damage, but when the impact is bone-on-bone, at least the guy kicking you hates it as much as you do. However, if you can turn your knee out and poke it directly into an incoming shin, your opponent will instantly regret at least one decision he's made in his life.

In his first fight of the night, Ernesto let a grizzly bear pound on him until it broke its hand. Then he let Ray Sefo break his leg against him. So I figured in the finals, he would just steal Jerome Le Banner's seat belts and stand in front of his car. He was more proactive with his maiming in this fight, though. He broke Le Banner's arm with a body kick in the third round. Le Banner was in so much pain he forgot which sport he was in and called a time out. The confused ref considered it a knock down and gave Le Banner a standing 8 count. This wasn't quite enough time for his arm bones to mend themselves, so when Hoost kicked it again, Le Banner called another time out. If there's a word for it when someone is kicking you in your broken arm and you keep coming back, I want to know it so I can scream it during sex. Hoost finished the fight with another kick to the broken arm that was arguably more merciful than dickish at this point. Then he pranced into victory dance so magical that it swept through the land and undid all the terrible violence he had committed.

#1.

Ray Sefo vs. Mark Hunt

At the start of this match, Sefo and Hunt were trading shots like gentlemen. One would throw a punch, the other would throw a punch. One would throw a knee, the other would throw a knee. It just looked like a couple of fun guys smashing things together to see how close you have to be to a car to set off the airbag.

Special Move: Oceanic Heritage! Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.

In the second round, things got mean. Sefo and Hunt started throwing punches like they wanted to feast on the mana of the other's crushed remains. Hunt cracked punches off Sefo's forehead, and Sefo smiled and nodded. Sefo drove punches into Mark Hunt's chin; Mark Hunt screamed in his face! It looked like six bowling balls trying to play rugby. Then... in the middle of all that violence, love.

As Hunt moved forward, arms down, mouth screaming for more punches, Ray "Sugarfoot" Sefo had never been more flooded with love. He dropped his hands as well, leaned in, and kissed Mark Hunt on the cheek. Not in a taunting gay way; this is how two vikings might tell each other that it's time to die when there are too many charging skeletons. Mark Hunt was moved. He answered back with two punches to Sefo's face, but don't be mistaken -- this wasn't retaliation. This gesture was just as affectionate as the kiss and Sefo smiled, a wordless thanks for this generous gift of war. Then the two of them got back to unleashing Hell with their hands. This is the fight Thor closes his eyes and thinks about when a Valkyrie is giving him a blowjob. This fight is what the Alamo uses as its Facebook picture.

Neither man managed to knock the other out, which baffles skull scientists to this day. At the end of the third round, the surviving judges declared Sefo the winner, but probably because Mark Hunt was more generous when it came to dropping his hands and blocking punches with war cries. There are people that search their entire lives for the kind of chemistry that Ray Sefo and Mark Hunt have with each other's fists and skulls. It's beautiful. And Cracked Readers, I ... you've earned this:

Kesalahan-kesalahan NURDIN HALID selama menjabat sebagai ketua PSSI

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 10:31 PM PST

Sejak tahun 2004 lalu, Nurdin Halid akrab dengan masalah hukum. Masuk bui, keluar bui, bukanlah hal yang aneh baginya.

Pada 16 Juli 2004, ketua umum Dewan Koperasi Indonesia (Dekopin) periode 2004-2009 ini ditahan sebagai tersangka kasus penyelundupan gula impor ilegal 73 ribu ton. Nurdin kemudian juga ditahan atas dugaan korupsi dalam distribusi minyak goreng Koperasi Distribusi Indonesia (KDI).

Hampir setahun kemudian (16/6/05), dia dinyatakan tidak bersalah atas tuduhan tersebut oleh Pengadilan Negeri Jakarta Selatan. Jaksa tidak terima dan mengajukan kasasi ke MA. Baru pada 13 Agustus 2007, MA menyatakan Nurdin bersalah dan divonis 2 tahun penjara.

Nurdin kemudian dituntut 10 tahun penjara dalam kasus gula impor ilegal 56 ton dengan kerugian negara Rp 3,4 miliar pada September 2005. Namun dakwaan ditolak majelis hakim Pengadilan Jakarta Utara pada 15 Desember 2005 karena BAP perkaranya dinilai cacat hukum.

Selain kasus tersebut, Nurdin juga terlibat kasus pelanggaran kepabeanan impor beras dari Vietnam dan divonis penjara 2 tahun 6 bulan oleh Pengadilan Negeri Jakarta Utara pada 9 Agustus 2005. Dia pun mendekam di Rutan Salemba.

Tanggal 17 Agustus 2006 ia dibebaskan setelah mendapatkan remisi dari pemerintah bertepatan dengan Hari Kemerdekaan Indonesia [sumber www.detik.com]

Dalam dunia sepakbola, ini daftar 10 dosa Nurdin Halid :

1. Menggunakan politik uang saat bersaing menjadi Ketua Umum PSSI pada November 2003 dengan Soemaryoto dan Jacob Nuwawea.

2. Mengubah format kompetisi dari satu wilayah menjadi dua wilayah dengan memberikan promosi gratis kepada 10 tim yakni Persegi Gianyar, Persiba Balikpapan, Persmin Minahasa, Persekabpas Pasuruan, Persema Malang, Persijap Jepara, Petrokimia Putra Gresik, PSPS Pekanbaru, Pelita Jaya, dan Deltras Sidoarjo.

3. Terindikasi jual beli trofi sejak musim 2003 lantaran juara yang tampil punya kepentingan politik karena ketua atau manajer klub yang bersangkutan akan bertarung di Pilkada. Persik Kediri (2003), Persebaya Surabaya (2004), Persipura Jayapura (2006), Persik Kediri (2006), Sriwijaya FC Palembang (2007), Persipura Jayapura (2008/2009).

4. Jebloknya prestasi timnas. Tiga kali gagal ke semifinal SEA Games yakni tahun 2003, 2007, dan 2009. Tahun 2005 lolos ke semifinal, tapi PSSI ketika itu dipimpin Pjs Agusman Effendi (karena Nurdindi penjara). Terakhir 2010 mengajak timnas pelesiran politik sehingga tak bisa konsentrasi dalam final piala AFF 2010.

5. Membohongi FIFA dengan menggelar Munaslub di Makassar pada tahun 2008 untuk memperpanjang masa jabatannya.

6. Tak jelasnya laporan keuangan terutama dana Goal Project dari FIFA yang diberikan setiap tahunnya.

7. Banyak terjadi suap dan makelar pertandingan. Bahkan, banyak yang melibatkan petinggi PSSI lainnya seperti Kaharudinsyah dan Togar Manahan Nero.

8. Tak punya kekuatan untuk melobi pihak kepolisian sehingga sejumlah pertandingan sering tidak mendapatkan izin atau digelar tanpa penonton.

9. Satu-satunya Ketua Umum PSSI dalam sejarah yang memimpin organisasi dari balik jeruji besi.

10. Terlalu banyak intervensi terhadap keputusan-keputusan Komdis sebagai alat lobi untuk kepentingan pribadi dan menjaga posisinya sebagai Ketua Umum.

Trik JITU mengetahui pasangan selingkuh secara ONLINE!!

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 10:31 PM PST

Perhatikan perilaku pasangan di depan komputer. Apakah dia menghabiskan waktunya lebih lama untuk online akhir-akhir ini? Apakah dia mulai membuat beragam alasan untuk tetap online? Jika ya, kemungkinan perselingkuhan memang terjadi.

Gugup saat didekati
Jika letak komputer berada dalam ruangan tertutup, sebaiknya pindahkan komputer ke ruangan yang lebih terbuka. Perhatikan gerak-gerik pasangan yang tampak gugup atau menutup laman yang sedang dibukanya ketika Anda mendekat.

Online secara sembunyi-sembunyi
Lebih buruk lagi ketika pasangan justru online saat Anda sudah terlelap tidur. Dipastikan, dia berhubungan dengan seseorang melalui internet. Perhatikan jika ada perubahan dalam perilakunya, termasuk mengapa komputer menjadi lebih penting dari acara kumpul keluarga.

Trik menelusuri
Klik "History" pada browser menu internet, atau tekan "Ctrl", "Shift", dan "H" secara bersamaan. Perhatikan situs yang telah dibukanya. Jika Anda merasa asing dengan situs tertentu, klik untuk melihat apakah situs tersebut merupakan media untuk berhubungan dengan orang lain.

Pakai webcam
Periksa kembali apakah pasangan telah meng- install sebuah webcam. Webcam umumnya digunakan untuk chatting online. Perhatikan jika ada ikon pada desktop komputer yang sebelumnya tidak ada. Curigai situs-situs yang memiliki fitur kirim pesan secara cepat yang telah dipasangnya, seperti Yahoo Messenger, AOL Instant Messenger, atau Windows Live Messenger.

Pasang program pengintai
Download sebuah program software "spy", misalnya KeyLog Pro, jika Anda ingin memergokinya secara ekstrim. KeyLog Pro mampu membuka semua history bukaan atau setiap klik yang terjadi pada komputer, bahkan pada situs yang dilindungi password.

Mau KAWIN saja butuh bantuan??

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 10:25 PM PST

Ah, parah loe jing... hahaha

Pria ini mengucurkan duit 1,3 MILYAR untuk jalan dengan cewek, tapi GAGAL!!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 12:35 AM PST

Seorang pria kaya raya asal China rela mengucurkan uang senilai satu juta yuan ( Rp 1,3 miliar) agar bisa makan malam dengan model Hongkong bernama Chrissie Chau. Demikian diberitakan China Press, Selasa (9/11/2010). Namun, model kelahiran 22 Mei 1985 ini mengaku tak tertarik. Meski ditolak berkali-kali si pria kaya raya ini sepertinya tak berhenti. Ia terus mengungkapkan keinginannya di Facebook agar keinginannya bisa terwujud. Ia juga membombardir Chrissie dengan SMS sampai dara berdada besar ini menjadi kewalahan.

Chrissie Chau cewek yang ditaksir tak kunjung memberi respon

Si pria juga meminta bantuan dari perempuan lain agar bisa menaklukkan dirinya. Ia pun kemudian menulis di blog-nya. "Seorang perempuan menelepon saya dan mengatakan bahwa seorang pria kaya sangat ingin makan malam dengan saya," tulisnya. Lebih gila lagi, ia menelepon sang model saat sedang berada di luar negeri dan ponsel miliknya roaming ketika menerima panggilan telepon. "Apakah Anda tahu ini roaming? Biayanya sangat mahal," demikian kata sang model mengutip sebuah dialog dalam film yang dimainkan Chapman To Man-chak.

Jinak-Jinak merpati semakin dikejar semakin lelah, pernahkan alami seperti ini?

ASTAGA!! Demi terkenal, seorang penyanyi memamerkan XXX-nya di depan umum!!

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 09:53 PM PST

Astagam parah bgt dah aksinya.. hahaha
Mari kita liat gan.. :D

Asuka Sawamoto. Apakah anda kenal dengan nama itu? Jika sudah pastinya anda akan kembali mengingat kontroversi saat dia menyanyi di pinggir jalan dan mempertontonkan "Anu" nya di depan umum? Jika anda lupa mari cek dibawah ini.

Ternyata benar kata beberapa orang, untuk jadi terkenal anda harus Bagus sekali, atau hancur sekali. Kalau menurut anda, seperti apa tindakan penyanyi Asia dibawah ini:

HOT!! Foto ciuman IRFAN BACHDIM dengan pacarnya beredar d internet!!

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 07:42 PM PST

Foto Ciuman Irfan Bachdim - Nama Irfan Bachdim mendadak jadi trending topic di Twitter namun bukan karena permainan sepakbola yang ciamik. Tetapi foto ciumannya dengan seorang perempuan yang diduga adalah kekasihnya Jennifer Jasmin Kurniawan.

Pemain kelahiran 11 Agustus 1988 ini mendadak menjadi idola baru kalangan remaja khususnya remaja perempuan di Indonesia. Akibat foto tersebut sejumlah fans Irfan mengaku kecewa melihatnya." Ini sebel bgt lho ngeliatnya," demikian tulis seorang pengguna Twitter bernama Winda Gusti Ayu.

"Info yang menyedihkan," demikian tulis pemilik akun Twitter yang lain, Fitria_Nadleen. Wajar saja, pasalnya, Irfan kini sedang digila-gilai dan kebanyakan penggemarnya sempat kecewa setelah tahu Irfan menjalin kasih dengan Jennifer, model pakaian dalam asal Jerman.

Beginilah kehidupan anak-anak PEJABAT RI yang serba MEWAH!!

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 06:15 PM PST

Berikut ini adalah sepintas kehidupan anak-anak para Pejabat Negara RI.
Langsung aja cekidot gan.. :D

Berdiri (kiri-kanan) : Aliya Rajasa, Bianca Maryulis, Vilichea Sadikin
Duduk (kiri-kanan) : Gracia Maryulis (mantannya Arya Bakrie), Azima Rajasa, Cicilia Jessica Sadikin